August 2012
33 posts
Call me paranoid, but sometimes I think there are...
lolatenenbaum:
did you know that months that begin on sundays will always have a friday the 13th?
or that coca cola would be green if food coloring wasn’t added to it?
or that more people are killed each year from bees than snakes?
or that camels have 3 eyelids?
or that you cant kill yourself by holding your breath?
or that there’s a city called Rome on every continent?
or that dolphins...
That awkward moment when you order a $5 footlong...
☺More Laughs Here.
^^^^ This ��
i don't just watch porn to jerk off
gfcswag:
crippledbypizza:
i observe
i take notes
and i hypothesize
and then jerk off
Lol
scriptures:
you’re walking through a haunted house suddenly you hear a feint voice say “you look great in those cargo pants” not all ghosts are bad you heard it here people
Lol ��
thepoetsspace:
getting my nips pierced today.
gangster shit.
Best of luck to you!
Things I Never Learned In High School
luckstoblame:
complexgirl:
boguskudos:
How to do taxes
What taxes are
How to vote
What political parties are
How to write a resume/cover letter/anything related to getting a job
How to write a check/balance a check book
Anything to do with banking
How to do loans for college
How to jump start a car or other basic emergency things
How to buy a car or house
but I’m so glad I know...
