Me & My Dad telling My Step Mom I'm Gay
  • Step Mom: Our Server was checking you out, Haley.
  • Me: Uh, that's nice.
  • Step Mom: What, you don't think he's cute?
  • Dad: She's Gay Tammy.
  • (Awkward Silence)
  • Step-Mom: Well whats so good about eating Pussy?
  • Me: Excu-
  • Dad: Tammy, my daughter is gay. She eats Pussy; Yes, but it's not just about eating Pussy. She loves the Pussy, she admires the Pussy, she tends to the Pussy, she moves inside the Pussy . . . She is one with the Pussy, because, my daughter is Gay . . . She loves the Pussy.
  • (Longest Awkward Silence Ever)
  • Me: You said Pussy like 5 times . . .
  • Dad: 8 times Hunny, now finish your Burger.

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trackgirl22:

Then & Now: Black 90’s Child Stars

bunnywith:

disarmonia-mundi:

neonjustice:

When you have your period do you ever just take a shower and stand there in the water and watch all the blood go down the drain and pretend that you just survived a gang battle an it’s like a really dramatic time for you.

is this what girls fucking think about

we get our period one a month every month from ages 12-55 THAT’S A LOT OF FUCKING BLOOD WE MIGHT AS WELL TRY TO MAKE IT FUN